Sunday, January 27, 2008

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

"blue like the sides of horses"



quote from sunflower, by lyn heijinian and jack collum

Sunday, March 11, 2007

ouch









Loser- INTP
20% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 20% Judging
Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...

Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid!
Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

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The other personality types are as follows...

Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging
Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging








My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



















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You scored higher than 99% on Extraversion





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You scored higher than 99% on Intuition





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You scored higher than 99% on Thinking





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You scored higher than 99% on Judging
Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Monday, March 5, 2007

hoy, yo estoy ... naranja [y peligrosa]


I am
Utrecht "Cadmium Orange" acrylic (2 oz tube)

The wall is my easel.

Which house paint are you?

i couldn't ask for a better one

I am:
James Tiptree, Jr. (Alice B. Sheldon)
In the 1970s she was perhaps the most memorable, and one of the most popular, short story writers. Her real life was as fantastic as her fiction.


Which science fiction writer are you?

Saturday, March 3, 2007

sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll

well ... ok ... just sex.






You'll die from a Heart Attack during Sex.

Your a lover not a fighter but sadly, in the act of making love your heart will stop. But what a way to go.





'How will you die?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Saturday, February 24, 2007

spamalot



play the game here and please don't hate me for the annoying "singing"

Friday, February 16, 2007

happy new year!



sunday, february 18, is the first day of the chinese 2007 lunar year and this one will be another year of the pig.

are you a pig? a rat? a sheep? a dragon?? what kind of person are you and what does 2007 have in store for you?

me? i'm a skydiving pig, of course. i need that t-shirt.

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

not bad for a vaguely buddhist humanist

You know the Bible 82%!
 

Wow! You are truly a student of the Bible! Some of the questions were difficult, but they didn't slow you down! You know the books, the characters, the events . . . Very impressive!

Ultimate Bible Quiz
Create MySpace Quizzes

childproof locks

Monday, February 5, 2007

Sunday, February 4, 2007

while you were out

while you were out at the bars or your neighbors' houses watching the super bowl, the dog and i were out at the beach watching the sunset. barefoot.











well, ok. in the time it took me to shoot these photos my feet got so cold i could barely feel them, and the super bowl party next door was just starting up when i got home.